Welcome to my weird blog. :)
Let me introduce you to my work to start with. I work in an adult store where we sell X-rated dvd's, vibrators, butt plugs, anal toys, dildos, MASSIVE dildos, lingerie, dirty magazines, pocket pussies, larger fake pussies. Are you with me so far? Because this is only a small sample of what we sell. We also have internet viewing booths with unrestricted access for those who either cant use the computer at home, can't afford a computer, can't afford to buy a porno, or cant use the work computer to access porn. (This is my least favourite part of the job....but more details on that later)
Now to introduce myself a little better, I am a grumpy old bag so most of my thoughts towards the "customers" are not always kind. But usually these are just thoughts.
As a little something to whet your appetite, my day usually includes; guys going into the booths and turning the sound up so high that all you can hear through the whole shop is AHHHH AHHHH OOOOHHH OOOOHHH YES YES YES. This gets on my nerves no end I can tell you. Then there is the crusty, filthy (in mind not body, well not usually body) sickening old geezers who buy the teeny movies (DEFINITELY not underage girls all 18 and above, but young enough to be their granddaughter ICK) These men usually make me feel like vomiting. Not too bad if you are 20 or 30 something, but 60, 70 or 80 something, it is just downright sickening.
My most favourite customer is the shy ladies that come in to buy their first vibrator, I know I shouldn't find this amusing but...............hell it is and when I get one come into the store you can be sure I am going to write about it :)
I am presently writing this introduction from home, but hopefully my shift at work today will bring you some enjoyment :)